Video: Mavs @ Lakers Highlights
Out it in the Bay for the Holiday and to cover the Chiefs-Raiders game, so I’m sans my NBA League Pass. After reading and watching up, however, I’m pretty stoked. Diaper Drew and Trevor Ariza…Read More
Video: Nets @ Lakers
Missed the game because I was getting a 6-hour tat. Hurt like a bitch, but it was worth it. The big thing that stood out to me was Lamar Odom’s +29 plus-minus. That’s bringing it. Anyway, looks…Read More
Yo, D.J.! A Little Fun With Mbenga
Kobe Bryant has a little fun with D.J. Mbenga, from Elie over at FanHouse…
Purple Post-Game: Ali G? Bobby Brown? No Tacos?
Kings @ Lakers Bullets: Vlad Radmanovic’s Ali G-style homage to Kurt Rambis and the Captain worked, as he nailed four threes. Trevor Ariza. Our resident stat stuffer has a chance to become an All-Star…Read More
Loverboy, Leo And The Leprechaun
Either this is a new episode of Entourage where E begs Leo to drop a role so Vince can take it, but Leo only has time to do it while he’s mentoring Leo-in-training Zac Efron at a Lakers game, or…it’s…Read More
Lakers Fan Lara Dutta
Move over Brangelina and Tomkat. Why? Because Bollywood supercouple — not to mention Laker fans!…Read More
Purple Post-Game: Stink Nuggets
Tonight I got home and it was about halfway into the third and the Lakers were up by 20. I decided to…Read More
The Kobe Beef: A Shaqku Poem
ogre king of los angeles lake prince under his giant thumb ogre king exiled reclaims glory on foreign…Read More
Purple Post-Game (Kinda): Running Over Of The Bulls
So, no true Purple Post-Game for Bulls at Lakers? What gives? My DVR, apparently. Just when I rave about how much it has helped me follow every minute of Lakers basketball so far, it fails. Or maybe I…Read More
NBA TV Can’t Handle The Glove?
NBA TV studio analyst Gary Payton just said “in ya mouth” following the highlight of Kobe Bryant busting that long fourth-quarter three right in a Chicago defender’s face. I know G.P.…Read More
10 Things I Hate About You: Chicago Bulls
10. Scottie Pippen. What is up with your nose, my man? You look more like a wildabeest than a bull. 9. Jerry Krause — Milton meets Newman (Phil Jackson’s favorite part of this countdown) 8.…Read More
We All Watch Kobe, But Who Does Kobe Watch?
From Elie Seckbach, the Embedded Correspondent, and FanHouse…
Purple Post-Game: Pistons
I had this game on the DVR and started watching pretty late, which leads me to two things: A.) DVR is a must if you are a die-hard NBA fan. It takes me about half as long to zip through a Lakers game,…Read More
10 Things I Hate About You: Pistons
10. You gave the basketball world Dennis “the Worm” Rodman and Isiah Thomas. In related news, Rodman gave his worm to Thomas. 9. Allen Iverson. Because of him my unborn kids will never want…Read More
Quantum Of Ballers: Lakers Relaunch = Best Ever?
The Los Angeles Lakers have always been larger than life. Their stars more like caricatures than actual people. Wilt Chamberlin. Elgin Baylor. Jerry West. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Magic Johnson. Shaquille…Read More
Laker Links: Got The Day Off
A must-read article by Woj on Kobe Bryant entering his 30s (a chapter of life I am going to start in about five weeks — yikes!) and writing the second act of his career. – Yahoo! Sports Byron…Read More










