The Kobe Beef: A Shaqku Poem

ogre king of los angeles

lake prince under his giant thumb

ogre king exiled

reclaims glory on foreign shores

gluttonous ogre falls from grace

lake prince claims throne

king without a crown

skewered buttocks proposed

fine crow counter offered

ogre jester offers empty truce

blames zen master

ponders city of angels return

too little, too late

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  • reg e gaines

    BLACK MAMBO
    by
    reg e gaines

    I BOUNCE BUT DON’T BREAK
    GLIDE BUT CAN’T FLY
    SWIRL
    TWIRL
    THEN STOP ON A DIME
    CHANGE DIRECTION AT WILL
    BECOME ONE WITH WOOD
    I DEAL
    STEAL
    AND ALWAYS LOOK GOOD
    CLING TO CLOUDS
    STEP ON AIR
    FLAIR LIKE FIRE
    WHICH BURNS OF MY HAIR
    AS I JUMP AND JUMP
    WITHOUT ANY FEAR
    THEN SUDDENLY
    SMASH THE FRESHLY PLUCKED PUMPKIN
    THROUGH THE NEON ORANGE SPHERE…