The Kobe Beef: A Shaqku Poem

ogre king of los angeles

lake prince under his giant thumb

ogre king exiled

reclaims glory on foreign shores

gluttonous ogre falls from grace

lake prince claims throne

king without a crown

skewered buttocks proposed

fine crow counter offered

ogre jester offers empty truce

blames zen master

ponders city of angels return

too little, too late

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