Laker Girl Legends: The Final Four

We’re gonna get our Laker Girl Love series kicked off soon. But before we get to the main course, here’s a final four mini-tourney appetizer of Laker Girl legends…

“One hundred girls I’d like to pork. It’s a coffee table book…so and so (paraphrasing)…the Chinese Laker girl…” – An older writing student in “Throw Momma From the Train”

Emily Harper

She used to host Lakers TV and now appears on the soap opera Passions as Fancy Crane. I bet a lot of the fellas out there would like to show her their fancy cranes.

Moon Bloodgood

Don’t hold Day Break, Eight Below and Pathfinder against her — she’s starring alongside the Dark Knight himself, Christian Bale, in the upcoming Terminator Salvations. She’s also made Maxim’s Hot 100 list three year’s running, and looks destined to fourpeat. She dumped the loser who got his face chainsawed off in the latest Texas Chainsaw Massacre, so she’s available.

Paula Abdul

She’s sold 53 million albums and is loaded from arguably TV’s most-popular most-overrated show, American Idol. Can you say “sugar mama!?” She’s also a tad bit cooky, which can also be fun, I suppose. And if you’re cougar hunter, she fits the bill at 46 going on 36. Let’s be honest; I’m sure some of you would still like to show her your “Cold-Hearted Snake.”

Tina Landon

This is the chick with moves so “Bad” she helped even Michael Jackson dance like a sexy mofo in “Smooth Criminal.” She’s foxy for an older lady — certainly not over the hill in the looks department.  She’d also whip your ass in naked Twister. Doesn’t she just look like a cougar who’s grip is worse than its growl?

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