Boxer Bikinis? C'mon!

I don’t care what you’re packing down there, this is just not OK. I also don’t understand why he’s covering up up top when he’s obviously not shy about letting his package bulge out. What’s the peace sign all about? Maybe he’s letting us know that both of his balls still have circulation. Save the bright blue boxer bikinis for under your jeans, Julian McMahon.

That goes to all you fellas out here in SoCal, too, because I’ve seen quite a few mankinis and speedos hit the beaches. Julian derves to have something Nip/Tucked for wearing that. I doubt even gay guys think that’s a go.