TENseltown: Diaper Drew Does 40
To celebrate Andrew Bynum’s first 40-point game (which he followed up with 23 last night), let’s look at what else has only improved after hitting 40:
Demi Moore – I never thought she was hot before I saw her in that bikini in Charlie’s Angles: Full Throttle. Ashton Kutcher is one lucky SOB.
Olde English – Who drinks anything smaller of this brew? That’s what I thought.
Roger Clemens – Regardless of how he arrived there, dude was pretty damn good after going over the hill.
Andy Stitzer – Dude got laid for the first time. What more can I say?
Sean Connery – It didn’t seem crazy when a near 70-year-old Connery got with Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment, did it?
McNuggets – C’mon, Shaq. We all know what you been eatin’. The BMI don’t lie!
MILFs – The original MILF — Stifler’s mom — was a 40-plus woman.
Marisa Tomei - If you’ve seen The Wrestler, then you know this chick is only getting better with age.
Helen Mirren – Anyone who can look like this in a biking at the age of 63. That’s un-effing-believable.
Randy Couture – Homeboy had some of his best fights after hitting the 40-year mark.
Looks like Bynum has a helluva career ahead of him.










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