10 Things I Hate About the Denver Nuggets:
(By the way, Lakers and Nuggets fans, check out our new Nuggets site — Nugg Love. Going to be a great one. Oh, and Nuggets fans, lighten up a little bit. Have some fun with the smack talk. Wouldn’t be a series without it.)
10. That Carmelo Anthony denounced and rejected the Stop Snitchin’ video. Other than being drafted in the same class as Dwyane Wade and LeBron James, that’s easily the coolest thing he’s been associated with as a pro.
9. That they got rid of this logo.
8. Chris Anderson’s Fonzi feuxhawk. Either go feux or full. You can’t do a greaser hawk. You look like a guy who can’t decide if he wants to be Motorcycle Mania ‘s Jesse James or Travis Barker. C’mon, Birdbrain.
7. George Karl. The man who helped Larry Brown turn LeBron and Co. into LeBronze. Thanks for nearly ruining USA basketball, fatty.
6. Anthony “Lob Pass” Carter. When you throw the game-losing steal, yeah, you gotta accept responisbility for the loss. Just look at your face in the pictured image. You knew you effed up on the Trevor Ariza steal. Your face looks like you just got your wife killed in a drug deal gone wrong or something. Either that or you threw a stick and your dog chased it only to get demolished by a garbage truck. Man up and take some accountability. I thought you were a seasoned vet?
5. Nene. Cornrows are done, son. Either dred it up or shave it off.
4. J.R. Smith. Unlimited range. Unlimited ego. He’s Rocky Mountain high on himself, that’s for sure. If swagger was game, he’d be Kobe Bryant on steroids. Unfortunately, while he often struts around like he’s Kobe, he often plays like he’s Vanessa.
3. That every non-Lakers fan in the world is rooting for the Thuggets. I swear, the Lakers could play the Taliban Terrorists and quite a few Laker haters would root for the latter.
2. John Elway. My least favorite football player ever played in the same city for his entire career. That’s guilt by association.
1. Kenyon Martin’s lipstick tattoo on his neck. What kind of tough guy has that kind of tat? What else does he have? A Care Bears backpiece? You can’t yell a scream like you were Rampage Jackson with that tat. Shouldn’t be allowed.