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Ron Artest’s Michael Jackson Rap Crap

Sorry, Ron Artest. Sure, Lakers fans rep you now, just like you rep Michael Jackson with your new digits (37). But this rap tribute to M.J. has gotta be the worst rap I’ve ever heard in my life. We here at Lake Show Life have gotta call it like we see it. You might be from Queensbridge, but you are no Nas (Man, I would love to hear Nas do a tribute to M.J. over the “Human Nature”-sampling “It Ain’t Hard To Tell” beat. Now that would be dope.) Check it out…

My biggest question, and others have asked it as well, is what in the hell does this mean?

“Mike, I know you in heaven — I hope to see you next year”

Um, Ron. Mike is dead and you have a three-year contract. You’re not even 30 yet. Let’s keep you alive for a little bit longer, huh, Ron-Ron Tru Warier? And please be more of a “Thriller” on the basketball court than you are in the booth. I seriously think Adam Morrison could murk you lyrically.

Topics: Los Angeles Lakers, Michael Jackson, Ron Artest

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