Through sources which will remain anonymous, LSL has attained transcripts of a conversation between Jordan Farmar and Sasha Vujacic. The two former Lakers are enjoying their time in New Jersey but badly miss playing in Los Angeles.
Sasha Vujacic: Great to be back in L.A., hey Jordan? Even if it’s just for one night.
Jordan Farmar: True. I bet you I’ll get more love than you in Staples tonight.
SV: What? Please! The Sasha was a fan favorite plus I was a Laker before you.
JF: Are you serious? Homie, I’m an L.A. native!
SV: Stop, you’re from the Valley. That hardly counts as Los Angeles.
JF: I’m a god up and down Ventura Boulevard. Don’t hate!
SV: This is pointless. Let’s just both be happy we’re getting more burn in New Jersey.
JF: New Jersey? What are you talking about?
SV: The Nets…the team we play for…
JF: Nets? My agent told me I was going to play in New York. What’s all this New Jersey talk about?
SV: Are you serious? You mean you didn’t realize you’ve been playing in New Jersey these last four months?
JF: I mean, I know we suck and my agent said by 2012 I’d be in New York. I just assumed he meant the Knicks. Guess I wasn’t really paying attention. I just wanted that contract.
SV: At least you got a nice deal. I’m on the last year of that $15-million I stole from Kupchak.
JF: What a sucker, that Mitch! I still can’t believe he gave you that deal.
SV: I know! The Sasha was shocked. I thought it was a total punk job. While signing the deal, I kept waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out. But it’s all good. I’m in another contract year so I figure I’ll play well enough to get another sweet deal. Then, The Sasha will take another two years off, see the world with my bomb wife and call it a career.
JF: Sorry, I didn’t hear a word you just said. I’m still trippin’ on the fact that I’m a Net. I mean, our squad sucks and we play in New Jersey…damn!
SV: Be easy. Jersey is a beautiful state once you’re south of Newark. Plus, you really need to read the fine print before you sign.
JF: I guess. I’m mad that we’re gonna get smoked tonight in front of my friends and family. This sucks!
SV: Could be worse.
SV: Could be playing with Cleveland in the D-League.
JF: So…I just realized something…
SV: What’s that?
JF: Since you say we’re playing for the Nets. That means we could get Carmelo Anthony.
SV: Yeah, how great would that be?
JF: Terrible. That would be awful. I don’t need some All-Star walking in and taking my shine. This is Jordan’s team, baby!
SV: Please, this team belongs to The Sasha.
JF: Are you seriously referring to yourself as “The Sasha”?
SV: Yes and L.A. is my city too! Just wait. You’ll see when The Sasha gets a standing ovation tonight, Valley Girl!
JF: First off, you’ve got a better chance of making an All-Star team than getting a standing O and Valley Girls is a good flick. Some of the best work Nick Cage has ever done! You here me?
Devin Harris: What are you guys doing?
SV: Dev…how long have you been there?
DH: Long enough to find out you call yourself “The Sasha” and that Jordan didn’t know he plays in New Jersey.
SV: The Sasha is embarrassed.
JF: Devin…you play in New Jersey too? Since when?