Andrew Bynum Parks Where He Pleases

Yep, the NBA lockout is already doing damage. Forget about all the posturing of players potentially playing overseas. That is old news. Catching Andrew Bynum disrespecting handicapped parking like Johnny Knoxville in The Ringer is far more salacious.

We’re officially that bored.

NBC4 continues to be the watchdog of all things Los Angeles. As the entire city stayed inside amid Carmaggedon fears, NBC4 was there with round-the-clock overage of empty streets. Now they’ve turned their omnipresent cameras to the parking habits of Bynum.

Where would L.A. be without you, Channel 4?

To be sure I’m not sticking up for Baby Bynum. He might have shed all that baby fat but Drew still has some growing up to do. When is dude going to realize seven footers with multi-million dollar contracts just don’t go unnoticed when they’re caught given piggy back rides to shallow skanks at the Playboy mansion? Certainly everyone is going to take notice when said seven footer rolls up in his Bimmer with the titties out and double parks in the handicap spot right in front entrance of Bristol Farms.

If he’s not farting on trainers he’s crapping on the handicap. That’s Bynum and that’s what he’s about.

We love Drew. We just hate watching him go through these growing pains.

Alas this is just an uninspired rant from a frustrated blogger. Let’s hope this lockout doesn’t cost us any games. If that happens then it will be open season on debating the parking habits of the entire roster. That is a boredom I hope to never know.