Archive for the '10 Things' Category

12 May

10 Things I Hate About You: Houston Rockets

10 Things I Hate About the Houston Rockets…
10. That I actually like seeing Dikembe Mutombo’s reaction on the bench when the Rockets make a nice play.
9. That milk-drinker/do-gooder Shane Battier looks like a pug and saves kittens out of trees. He’s the kind of guy every girl’s old man wants them to bring home. I [...]

21 Apr

10 Things I Hate About You: Utah Jazz

I can’t think of a better way to get up for Game Two than…
10 Things I Hate About You: Utah Jazz
10. My friend used to use Mark Eaton when we were kids in one of the early EA Sports NBA games. Used to reject my shots all over the place. F*** that guy. Looked like [...]

26 Jan

10 Things I Hate About You: Spurs

As is the tradition around these parts, especially after a big Lakers win over those criminally boring pansies…
Ten Things I Hate About the San Antonio Spurs:
10. Manu Ginobili’s bald spot.
9. That the Spurs seemingly find some random warm body and turn him into an adequete swingman every single year.
8. That I currently live closer to [...]

02 Jan

10 Things I Hate About You: Utah Jazz

10. My friend used to use Mark Eaton when we were kids in one of the early EA Sports NBA games. Used to reject my shots all over the place. Fuck that guy. Looked like a serial murderer on stilts.
9. Mehmet Okur’s hair. He’s like a younger, sleeker Rod Blagojevich.
8. AK47’s wife. She’s obviously trying [...]

05 Dec

10 Things I Hate About You: Take A Wiz

10. Bullets represents the D.C. area so much better than Wizards. People get shot there everyday, but I have yet to see a wizard show up and, for instance, fix the economy. Or even the Wiz roster, while he’s miraculously fixing things.
9. I figured out why DeShawn Stevenson holds his hand in front of his [...]

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