Friendly Advice to Women Everywhere

Watching the game last night reminded me of some advice I’ve given to various women over the years.  It is a simple concept and makes a lot of sense if you think about it:

"Everything is relative.  Especially beauty."

If you are going to be out and about (at a Laker game, for example) and people are going to be looking at you to see how you look, remember that the women around you will provide a reference point to determine your beauty.

That said, if you want to be viewed as attractive, don’t sit next to a beautiful model.

That’s all I’m saying.