Lakers: Ticket Prices for Kobe Bryant’s Last Game In Comparison

Mar 23, 2016; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant waves to the fans as he leaves the court following the game against the Phoenix Suns at Talking Stick Resort Arena. The Suns defeated the Lakers 119-107. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports
Mar 23, 2016; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant waves to the fans as he leaves the court following the game against the Phoenix Suns at Talking Stick Resort Arena. The Suns defeated the Lakers 119-107. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports /
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What else could Lakers fans buy with the money they’d spend to go to Kobe Bryant’s last game?

Fortunately, the season is winding down for the Los Angeles Lakers. The Lakers are limping to the finish line, and will most likely finish with the worst record in franchise history. Despite this historically dreadful season, there happens to be one thing to look forward to in the midst of D’Angelo Russell’s controversy and stress before the NBA lottery. And that is Kobe Bryant’s last game, which will be on April 13 versus the Utah Jazz. It will be an emotional goodbye, one that will be remembered by Lakers fans (and haters just as much so) for a long time.

Many curious Lakers fans have surely gone online to look up ticket prices for the finale to see what it would cost to go. Even knowing that the tickets were going to be marked up, that doesn’t make it any less mind-blowing how much money these tickets are actually going for! These insane prices were an inspiration to compile a list of items one can buy with the money it’d take to purchase a ticket to Kobe’s last game.

Organized by sections at the Staples Center (from Upper Level to Courtside), here’s a look at that list.

Upper Level (Average price $800 per ticket):

  • 160 $5 Footlongs at Subway
  • 160 20-Piece Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds
  • A Samsung 50-Inch 1080p Smart LED TV
  • 16 Pairs of White Vans (Daaamn Daniel)
  • About 170 Grande Vanilla Latte’s from Starbucks
  • 2 Beats by Dre Studio Wireless Over-the-Ear Headphones
  • Roughly 100 movie tickets

Mid Level (Average price $2,000 per ticket)

  • 10 new iPhone 6S’s (contract price)
  • About 20 Kobe Bryant replica jerseys from the NBA Store
  • 2 Upper Level tickets to an NBA Finals game at ORACLE Arena
  • A new 15-inch Macbook Pro
  • 10 Spalding NBA game basketballs
  • 20 Lakers custom Swingman home jerseys
  • 20 tickets to Disneyland

Premiere Level (Average price $5,000 per ticket)

  • Infield Box season tickets at Dodger Stadium for all 81 home games
  • About 8 Oculus Rift’s
  • About 7 shares of Alphabet Inc.
  • About 1,450 Double-Doubles from In-N-Out
  • About 9 roundtrip flights from LAX to Honolulu
  • About 33 Aviator classic Ray Bans
  • 1,000 Original Sized smoothies from Jamba Juice

Loge Level (Average price $10,000 per ticket)

  • About 10 Epson Home Cinema LCD Projectors (to watch the game)
  • 1,333 Steak Burritos from Chipotle
  • 10 Polo Striped Ralph Lauren Suits
  • 666 Taco 12 Packs from Taco Bell
  • 50 Kobe XI Elite shoes
  • 2 Level Endzone seats to Super Bowl 51

Courtside/Suite Level (Average price $20,000 per ticket)

So there you have it. Is buying a ticket to Kobe Bryant’s last game really worth it? I’m not so sure it is.

All ticket prices are courtesy of Stubhub.