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Los Angeles Lakers: Comparing each player to a Disney World ride

By Najee Adams

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA - MARCH 01: LeBron James #23 of the Los Angeles Lakers reacts during the first half against the New Orleans Pelicans at the Smoothie King Center on March 01, 2020 in New Orleans, Louisiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Jonathan Bachman/Getty Images)
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA - MARCH 01: LeBron James #23 of the Los Angeles Lakers reacts during the first half against the New Orleans Pelicans at the Smoothie King Center on March 01, 2020 in New Orleans, Louisiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Jonathan Bachman/Getty Images) /
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Which Disney World rides compare the best to the Los Angeles Lakers?

The most magical place on Earth awaits the Los Angeles Lakers in Orlando as they resume their chase for the franchise’s 17th championship. With COVID-19 continuing to loom over the NBA’s proposed bubble like a dark cloud, I thought it was time to let just a small bit of sunshine through.

While all of the stats and analytics heading into the resumed season are important, here at Lake Show Life we strive to only cover the hardest-hitting topics, such as comparing Lakers’ players to Disney World rides.

Now, this might seem pretty easy to write, but trust me it’s not.

I’ve taken it upon myself to hand-select only the finest of Disney World rides to describe the Lakers’ roster and made sure that no player was left behind. From Devontae Cacok all the way up to LeBron James himself, no stone has been left unturned.

This also seemed like the perfect piece to write considering that the Lakers’ time in Orlando will almost undoubtedly be filled with twists, turns, loops and perhaps even the occasional moment that just makes fans nauseous. It can never be easy with the Lake Show, but then again that’s why we all love them.

Although the expletives might fly whenever they lose to a team like the Orlando Magic, we all still get off of the ride at the end of the game and hop right back in line for another go at it. That’s where the magic lies with the Purple & Gold, and in a place that claims to be filled with it let’s hope that this roller coaster they’re about to put us through will end with another Larry O’Brien trophy in Jeanie Buss’ office.

Now, with all of the roller coaster references out the way, let’s see which of Mickey Mouses’ creations best depict our showtime superstars.

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